Entropy Is Undefeated

Just ask Bryan Johnson.

The other night I was pulled out of deep REM to the sound of something outside.

“What was that?” I asked Courtney, in spite of the fact that she had taped my mouth shut, as she does most nights.

“It sounded like water falling,” she said through her own mouth tape. She later admitted that she thought it might be the wood pile. But it’s hard to have a conv…